Ashlee Simpson Is Friendly

In Ashlee Simpson on 9 Sep 2010 by Bog

Ashlee Simpson Cutoffs

Ashlee Simpson went with her husband Pete Wentz to the US Open tennis tournament in New York. She wore some very short little cutoffs that really showed off her nice long legs. In between points during the match they played a Fall Out Boy song and Ashlee promptly jumped up and basically gave her husband (who was in Fall Out Boy) a lapdance right there in the stands.

What is it about tennis that gets chicks so hot? Here Ashlee is giving lapdances, you have chicks fighting at one of the matches, Andy Roddick is married to the Sports Illustrated cover girl. Something is wrong in the universe when a guy that hits a ball hard with a racket gets girls hot and bothered and out of their minds and a guy who writes a very funny, well done blog has to troll the low self esteem aisle of the bookstore. I’m not saying that is me. . . just. . . well. . . I’m sure somewhere out there a blogger is doing that and it just might work. You know, pick the low hanging fruit kind of thing.