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Look at Jennifer Aniston’s frisky nipples triyng to come out and play. Either it was a chilly day or she just got off the phone with her 30-years-old boyfriend, John Mayer. He should have been there to see those horny nipples, maybe then he wouldn’t be in coffeehouses picking up girls.

On June 20, John approached a writer from Manhattan Beach and sat beside her at her table. “I think he thought I was from Amsterdam, because he said, ‘I am John and I am a singer.’ I asked him what his relationship status was. He said, ‘It’s vague.’ I asked him what that meant and he said, ‘You know, it’s very vague.’ What she did say is that John was acting very much like a single man. “I never would have guessed he had a girlfriend at all.

Like her career after “Friends”, Jennifer Aniston’s lovelife isn’t going very well. I don’t know why, because I think she looks great and she seems to be a kind and intelligent person.

I hope John will see what he will miss if he keeps acting stupid!

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