Fergie Grabbing Her.. Balls?

Or maybe it’s a man stick, or a toy, or a carefully packed dose of illegal substances that just dropped from her inside.

AnnaLynne McCord Has Skills

I like bananas too, but I don’t go deepthroating them. AnnaLynne Mccord’s showing her special skills, and no I’m not talking about acting.

Practical advice for AnnaLynne: next time, look up when you do this.

The Real Mariah Carey

Take your time to laugh in her face, and check out the picking-up links.

Miley Cyrus Nipple Slip – CelebrityDoodle

Hayley Parsons Hot Lady Friend – NextRound

The 10 Sexiest Femaile Celebrity Lips – Manofest

Adriana Lima Topless In DT Magazine – NewsToob

Kelly Osbourne Arrested for Assault – GravyAndBiscuits

Christina Aguilera Mugshot

Got so bored this morning, I thought it would be nice if we had Christina Aguilera behind the bars for a few days. No particular reason, just for the sake of the moment plus all the gossip and rumors this thing would generate. You’d have it in your morning newspaper, the dj at your favorite radio will talk about it and it would even get a late night talk show about it. So here you go, spread the news!

Christina Aguilera Has A Toothache

Hahaha Kristanna Loken’s Looking Like My Armchair

You know her from Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines. I thought I know her, but I later realized she looks a lot like my brown leather armchair. I don’t know her cause I haven’t seen that movie and I’m not planning to. To take the comparison a little further, Kristanna Loken’s kinda hot but I really like my armchair. But it doesn’t have a camel-toe and no, under no circumstances I won’t do my armchair! So Kristanna, you can come over dressed like that and let me sit on you while I watch a movie or something!

Katy Perry At MTV Europe Music Awards

Katy Perry has 4 eyes, I’d only grab 2 of them if you know what I mean. That dress is really funny, not to talk about her handbag. Now really, what is this children entertainment awards ? Put on something sexy… you know, so people remember you, buy your music and make you rich and famous. Isn’t this the big ideea ?

Bai Ling Promotes Shaving Products

Bai Ling is gross! Look at that stache, I think I’m gonna puke! Yuk! But now that I gave her exactly what she needed, she might look better next time. Although I doubt that. What mustache style do you think would fit the best on her face ?

Petra Nemcova’s sexy ass in Otto

Petra Nemcova is the kind of girl that has an angelic face, but she’ll f**k the shit out of you. She’s so cute with that dolly dress and innocent face, but in the end all you want to do is slap that smile off her face and do her everywhere.

She brought her smoking ass at Hamburg, Germany as the new spokesperson for German mail order house Otto. With the money that’s rolling in from her numerous deals she has been helping those in need adding:

“It’s evident that after disaster strikes, once the cameras disappear, so does much of the help. Each and every one of these students is a survivor of Hurricane Katrina, and we hope that by supporting them, not only will their lives and educational opportunities improve, but also those of future Wilson School students,”

Hmmmm.. maybe she is an angel … but a damn hot one!

Kim Kardashian Showing Off..

Let us take care of that. Before being a “tabloid legend” she mostly is a Sex Tape legend, booty legend, and of course the one that fits best, Attention Whore Legend!

Here’s what we though Kim Kardashian should wear:

Correction: We think Kim Kardashain shouldn’t wear anything at all! Plain naked all the time!

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