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Scarlett Johansson Iron Man 2

Here are some newly released shots of the smoldering hot Scarlett Johansson as the Black Widow on the set of Iron Man 2. Scarlett might be the perfect woman. She seems pretty low key when she is not acting. She is sexy as hell and she has tits you want to eat a Denver omelet off of. I'm not talking about one of those crappy little two egg white omelets, but something that has about half a dozen eggs, ham, cheese and onions. A full meal.

Okay, maybe I'm getting a little out of control there, or maybe I just need to eat something. Regardless, reason number four to love Scarlett other than that she is hot, seems like a cool chick and has a world class rack is that she recorded an entire album of Tom Waits covers. Now I admit I haven't been out of the basement in about two years so I have plenty of time to listen to sad music and wonder what has happened with my life, but if you haven't heard of Tom and want to be depressed, look him up, then check out Scalett's version. She sounds sexy as hell when she sings, but it is a little hard to beat off when you are trying to stop yourself for swallowing a bottle of pills.