Victoria’s Secret Knows How To Sell
Victoria's Secret knows how to sell a product. It is a basic three step process. Step one: Come up with a product. It doesn't really matter what that product it. It could be a plastic bag of dog shit for all anyone cares. Step two: Get the hottest women in the world including Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr and Alessandra Ambrisio to dress like the hottest housewives you have ever seen to promote it. Step three: Profit.
I can't decide which of these girls is the hottest. Normally I would say that I deserved to have the foursome with all three of them, but let's be honest. I could close my eyes and think only of the starting lineup for the 2000 Seattle Mariners and I would still only be able to hold out for about 45 seconds. Once I was done it would leave the girls to play with each other and seeing that would be so hot I would probably just explode.
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