Cheryl Cole Tweedy Is Hot All Year Long

Cheryl Cole Tweedy just released her new calender and here are the pictures from it. I don’t know if she wants to be known as Cheryl Cole or Cheryl Tweedy or Cheryl Cole Tweedy so I will just refer to her as the future Ms. Pick Me Up News.

She is so hot I will forgive her and her group Girls Aloud for the horrible cover of Teenage Dirtbag that they did. The version sucks, but they look so good I like watching the video with the sound off. These shots show all the best of Cheryl. She has a perfect face, killer body and some amazing legs. This calender is sure to bring pleasure all year long.

Vida Guerra Shows Off The Goodies

Vida Guerra’s ass shot her to fame a little while back and now she is back in the spotlight and showing off that killer body. She seems to get hotter each time I see her and these bikini shots are smoldering. As far as I can tell Vida is only known because she has a nice big ass.

I don’t know if she has any other skills aside from looking hot. But, if you are going to have a skill that is the one to have. It is kind of like how some people say that a lot of the Beatles songs were nothing more than simple three chord progressions. Well, if you are going to play three chords, those are the three to play. So if you are going to show off your ass, this is how to do it. You might say Visa is the Beatles of nice ass.

Cameron Diaz Birthday Suit

Cameron Diaz slithered into a skin tight, short little black dress and some high heels and hit the club with Alex Rodriguez to help his celebrate his birthday. Cameron is still looking fantastic. Her body is tight and her legs are amazing. I also love her eyes and that wry little smile she has – it is damn hot! She has the look of a girl who knows she is going to have a few drinks then get laid.

Cameron is clearly a lot of fun. She is on record saying that she loves having sex and has traveled thousands of miles of cock. I just want to take this chance to let her know that she doesn’t need to travel thousands of miles to get to me. She just has to open the door, walk down into the basement, turn on the lights and dig me out from under the mound of Hot Pocket wrappers and Dr. Pepper cans and I am all hers.

Salma Hayek Busting Out

Say what you will about Salma Hayek, but the girl knows how to wear a top. Here she is with her huge rack just bursting out the top of her shirt. Her tight jacket can’t even contain it as she hits the town with the girls in full effect.

I have often said that a lack of big tits is what is causing the problems in the middle east. It has nothing to do with religion or oil, it is all about big boobs. We need to send Salma over there and let everyone get a look at her rack. Big boobs have a calming effect on guys. They will just want to stare and drink beer instead of fight. Don’t believe me? Check out the pictures after the jump and see for yourself. There is a shot of a guy who gets a look at her tits and is so relaxed he nearly turns into a zombie.

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Gemma Arterton Bikini Shots

It must be hot British chick day here because here we have sexy English actress/model Gemma Arterton in a bikini while she is on vacation in Italy. She looks amazing. Her body is fit and tight, yet still has some very nice curves and I love that she is adventurous enough to put on a mask and actually do some swimming and exploring.

The best part about these pictures are the guys she is with. Normally I bitch about any guy that is not me with a hot girl, but here the guy is kind of chunky and pale and not very good looking. He gives hope to the rest of us that maybe some day we can find ourselves on a boat with a super hot girl soaking up the sun in Italy. He probably is either rich or has an enormous penis, but with the right lighting and some monopoly money you can fool most actresses that you have both for long enough to get her naked.

The Girls From The Saturdays In Bikinis

The Saturdays are a girl group from the UK that sing pop music and look hot. Here are three of the five members in hot little bikinis relaxing around a pool in LA. They look really good, especially the girl in the bluish green bikini. Normally I’m not into girls who have really short hair but she really pulls it off.

The girl in the white bottoms almost looks like she is just in her bra and panties. I like the idea that a girl is so open and free that she will hit the public pool in her underwear and that she is British just adds to the fantasy. To me the perfect woman is a girl with a sexy British accent in her bra and panties holding a six pack of Dr.Pepper and a couple of slices of pizza. . . don’t ask.

Zoe Saldana Looks Good In Her Underwear

The people at Calvin Klein are geniuses. First they hired Megan Fox as a model now they have gotten the smoking hot Zoe Saldana as their newest model. Her body is perfection and she really looks amazing as she rolls around in her bra and panties.

While these shots don’t make me want to go out and buy underwear, they do make me want to jerk off. When Calvin does ads like this they should partner with a lotion company and a towel company. This way women can see her and think if they buy this bra and panty set they will look like Zoe and the rest of us can keep it real with our pants around our ankles.

Britney Spears Bikini Roundup

The Britney Spears bikini show in Hawaii is still going on. Britney has been at the beach for a few days and has spent every day in a different bikini. She is looking really hot and I love the shots of her all oiled up and walking around. She seems to be having fun and for once they have some rally nice ass shots.

I have always thought Britney is hot and even though she is a little crazy, that just makes her hotter. I know she has a group of people that she keeps around her so I wonder if she would hire me to be her oil boy. I could give up my life of blogging to rub oil on Britney’s sweet ass. . . sounds like a fair trade to me.

I added a bunch of different shots from her days in the sun so check them out after the jump and enjoy Britney’s sweet body.

Jessica Alba Short Skirt Fun

Jessica Alba has been breaking out the hotness again as she promotes Machete. Here she is in a very short, cute skirt as she went to visit David Letterman. Now that we know Dave likes to seduce the hotties and take him to his private office for a little lovin, do you think he put the moves on Jessica? Also, I threw in some hot shots of Jessica doing a photoshoot on a rooftop. The shots are from below and you get a nice little upskirt shot. You don’t get to see much, but there is a nice ass cheek shot.

Jessica is getting hotter each time I see her. She might just be making her way back to the top of my list of hot girls to marry. She could only be so lucky to get to the top.

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